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Name: Sarah
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Thursday, June 30, 2005

Currently Listening
Carnivorous Erection
By Regurgitate
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/sleepylovelorn/22542996/


sarah (5:16:54 AM): I think the one of me and Mir is pretty hot, if I don't say so myself.
alan (5:17:05 AM): You two smoochin'?
sarah (5:17:08 AM): Yeah
alan(5:17:37 AM): Yeah, Aaron and I looked at it, and we both said, "Kinda weird."
sarah(5:17:40 AM): Why??
alan (5:17:55 AM): I dunno, I couldn't touch Anthony's lips with mine
sarah(5:18:07 AM): So?
alan (5:18:51 AM): Well, I dunno ...
alan (5:18:56 AM): That's all, I guess
sarah (5:19:07 AM): You didn't think it was hottt?
alan(5:19:30 AM): Haha, no, it was pretty hottt
sarah (5:19:59 AM): Really?
alan (5:20:19 AM): Well, yeah, I think at least a little, you know?
sarah(5:20:28 AM): Did you pop a huge boner?
alan (5:21:03 AM): I could sort of feel onecomin' on ... haha
sarah (5:21:10 AM): Really?
alan (5:21:15 AM): Yeah, I think so
sarah(5:21:18 AM): HAHAHAHAHA
sarah (5:21:23 AM): That's going in my xanga
alan (5:21:29 AM): ... Why?
sarah (5:21:45 AM): Because it's funny
alan (5:21:51 AM): Psh


Currently Listening
The Housekeeper
By Marvin Sease
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I'm at Miranda's house. We sent Aaron and Alan pictures of us kissing, and we made sure to wear very bright lipstick and look sexy. I think it worked, there were many retakes. Wink!

So I have a new job now, and it's full time. I've never worked so much in my life, and I've only been doing it for a week now. I work at Holiday Inn French Quarter as a housekeeper. I get to wear these super sweet tapered leg, high wasted grey pants and a maroon shirt. I even have a name tag! I clean around 20 rooms a day, and that includes:
Two beds every room that need sheet changes-fitted, flat, blanket, flat, comforter and four pillows each. All french folded.
A very specific setup, including six mints and specially arranged folders and information packets.
Bathrooms-scrubbing the tub, sink, floor, mirrors, and toilet. Also includes very specific setup of towels, hand towels, washcloths (the employees refer to them as "warshrags",) and various soaps and shampoos.
Vaccuming
Windows
Doors
Trash, etc etc.

Anyway, there are good things about the job. For one, $$$! Seven bucks on the weekdays and seven-fifty on the weekends, and a three dollar bonus for every room over quota. Plus, all of the people that I work with are all really, really nice (which I've never experienced at a job before) and actually work together and help everyone out. I've actually made friends there! Oh, and I never have to interact with people unless I have to clean a stay over, and then it's just weird. I have to work with a guest in the room and all I have to say is, you find new things to clean and ways to look like you're trying really hard. They leave you tips, too. Most of the time they're not very good, but hey, it's money honey. I guess one of the girls found a dildo on the nightstand once. You're supposed to turn stuff guests leave into lost and found, but she threw it away.

Enough about work, that shit is boring.

My life has been going really well. I'm in love with my boyfriend (which happens to be the greatest feeling in the world-duh,) my friends are the best, my family has been pretty cool and I have my license. Oh, and it's summer, which unfortunately has been passing by quite quickly.

That shit is probably boring, too. Sorry, guys.


Monday, June 13, 2005

LOSING LOTTERY TICKET
Full of hope and promise.
But in the end, a cheap letdown.


http://www.blogthings.com/crappygiftquiz.html">What Crappy Gift Are You?

 

How poetic!


Sunday, June 05, 2005

So, I can't believe how fucking awesome Daniel Clowes is. Best graphic novelist ever.

And, I can't also believe how fucking awesome horror movie conventions are. Clive Barker (Hellraiser), Linda Blair (The Exorcist), Ken Foree (Peter, Dawn of the Dead. Also, Keenan and Kel's dad) and the guy who played Leatherface is going to be in Toronto around the end of August. I'm sure no one is interested, so whatever.

Nate baby, I love you. You're the best.


Friday, June 03, 2005

Currently Playing
Hot Damn!
By Every Time I Die
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I have a new screen name now, so hit me the fuck up!

It's:

DeathHasAHotDate

Don't forget, because I can't remember most of your screen names. Doesn't mean you aren't important, just means I have a bad memory.



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